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3 Day Lyrical Challenge Christmas Edition – Day 3

I was tagged by the amazing Brittney @ Perfectly Tolerable to do the 3 Day Lyrical Challenge. Since I have done this before I am going to put a Christmas twist on this one and find Christmas songs.  This was more of a challenge than you would think because I usually only listen to instrumental Christmas music.

I wanted to end this on a fun note. My dad loved Jeff Foxworthy when I was growing up so this was something that I have heard over and over again.

Rules:

  • Thank the person who nominated you.
  • Share one of your favorite song/lyrics one at a time for three days.
  • Nominate three other bloggers each day.

Song: Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas -Jeff Foxworthy

woooo somebody done been to the Walmart

Man this is just the stuff I got for Christmas

Well you cleaned up watcha get?

5 flannel shirts,
4 big mud tires,
3 shotgun shells,
2 huntin’ dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT

Youbo you got Jeff first 12 days of Christmas

I know that I got it covered look over there in the corner

that’s yours too?

yeah 12 pack of bud,
11 wrastlin tickets,
10 of Copenhagen
9 years probation,
8 table dancers,
7 packs of red man,
6 spam (woo)
5 flannel shirts,
4 big mud tires,
3 shotgun shells,
2 huntin’ dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT

Man these ain’t normal Christmas Presents

Nah there redneck gifts

Redneck gifts?

Yeah you know like if you buy your wife
Earring that double as fishing hooks or if you can burp the entire chorus of Jingle Bells
Perhaps you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive
Or if you’ve ever misspelled something in Christmas lights, or if you leave cold beer
And pickled eggs for Santa Claus

What’s wrong with that?

I didn’t say anythings wrong with its hard to beat 12 pack of bud
11 wrastlin’ tickets,
10 of Copenhagen,
9 years probation,
8 table dancers
7 packs of red man,
6 cans of spam,
5 flannel shirts,
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells,
2 huntin’ dogs,
and some parts to a Mustang GT

Well you know you can’t really consider it a Chrismas
Unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit ya momma

You’re not listenin to me get the car key outta your ear
That’s where the nine years probation comes in I’mma do it for you again, now listen
12 pack of bud,
11 wrastlin tickets,
10 of Copenhagen,
9 years probation,
8 table dancers
7 packs of red man,
6 cans of spam,
5 flannel shirts,
4 big mud tires,
3 shotguns shells
2 huntin’ dogs,
and some parts to a Mustang GT

Are you crying?

No its just my allergies

Happy Holidays everybody!

I am going to Tag anyone that wants to do this and put a holiday twist to it.

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